hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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