I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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