my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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