I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So much rum. So many feels.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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