What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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