Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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