So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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