So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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