Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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