This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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