the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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