no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Rumble strips road head = magical
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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