areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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