don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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