Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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