holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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