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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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