Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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