I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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