At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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