Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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