We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
