Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it because I queefed?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
pray to the hookup gods
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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