You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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