I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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