Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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