yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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