i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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