Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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