Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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