It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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