question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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