The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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