Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
