do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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