Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize