im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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