I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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