Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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