Fuck appropriateness.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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