hotel room ftw
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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