porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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