we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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