You made me cry and you don't even care
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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