Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
