Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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