she was so not down for the gang bang
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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