I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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