so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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