I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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