who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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