Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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