So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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