so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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